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Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party
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17 hours ago · 44,127 notes · © onac911
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
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It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
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Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
((I think my soul just died.))
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“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”
oh
my
god
i thought the lettuce was a cabbage and the cucumber-titanic was a fire nation ship
send help
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1 day ago · 44,505 notes · © wastetheday